Stopped to see Mom at noon. She looked at me and said:
Who are you?
I wrote on the board...I am Laraine.
She read it and said...No, I'm Emily.
I pointed at myself.
She said....How long have you been Laraine?
I wrote.....56 years - your daughter
She said....Well, you can be my daughter....but....I don't think so...
LOL!